After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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