Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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