Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
