Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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