It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Porn is love you can see.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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