i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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