so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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