I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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