he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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