i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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