But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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