Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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