so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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