Fuck appropriateness.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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