Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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