spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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