So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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