do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
