Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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