Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
