Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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