Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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