can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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