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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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