just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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