I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
home. puking in laundry basket.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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