found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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