I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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