He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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