dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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