I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Rumble strips road head = magical
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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