just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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