He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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