Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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