He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She told me I should be a condom model.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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