For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm too high and old for this...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
