They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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