my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The Olympian is in my bed
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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