Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Sponge bath it is.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
pray to the hookup gods
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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