You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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