drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Everyone says I win the strip club
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I supernannyed him into submission
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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