i just google imaged poop.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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