She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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