wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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