Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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