How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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