Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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