Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i was born a porn star she said
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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