On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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