So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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