what if I'm pregnant?
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laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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