oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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