didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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