when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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